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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 07-13-2004, 01:39 PM Thread Starter
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Talking $100 tattoo..

A wealthy trader from Wall Street stopped in at the local tattoo parlor in Key West, Florida and requested to have a one hundred dollar bill tattooed on his penis.

The heavily tattooed tattoo artist looked at the extremely well dressed trader with a look of complete astonishment, and said, "I've had strange requests, but this one tops the list. Why in the heck would you want me to tattoo your penis with the picture of a one hundred dollar bill?"

The trader, in his usual fashion, looked at the burly artist and told him this account. "There are three distinct reasons I want this done and done immediately."

One, I love to play with my money.
Two, when I play with my money, I love to see it grow.
Three, and this is the most important of all... the next time my wife wants to blow a hundred bucks, she won't have to leave the house!

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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 07-13-2004, 01:43 PM
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good one....but why does everyone think traders are wealthy???

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