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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 07-20-2004, 02:52 PM Thread Starter
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The Ugly Bus

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.

They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have
experienced he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter
Paradise.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want
to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second
one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous
too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is
halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. When there
are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The
guy eventually calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again".

NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE . . . BE HAPPY.

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After that passing/laughing pic at bhf For some reason I got Ernie pictured as the last guy

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After that passing/laughing pic at bhf For some reason I got Ernie pictured as the last guy
i can sooo see it!
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i remember this joke, i learned it off of here a few months back i think, funny joke !



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