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post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old 07-23-2004, 01:46 PM Thread Starter
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post #2 of 14 (permalink) Old 07-23-2004, 01:50 PM
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O MY THATS FUNNY!!!>. i could see Pirate doing that..


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That's just wrong, I will now gouge my eyes out.

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man, i was not ready for that. not like i think i could be at any time
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Originally posted by MoparBoyy
i could see Pirate doing that..
I don't have to... Chicks already know I have a big wanger! I ride a 600!!

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ROTFLMAO!! I have a pair of them thongs!

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Isn't that like having sex and not finishing though?
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post #9 of 14 (permalink) Old 07-23-2004, 03:05 PM
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It just makes me wonder what some people are doing to find these sites... ..I now gotta go toss up the pizza I had for lunch....
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post #11 of 14 (permalink) Old 07-23-2004, 03:08 PM
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