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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 07-27-2004, 01:15 PM Thread Starter
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Talking Blonde!

A BLONDE tries to go horseback riding even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into action.

It gallops along at a steady rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to lose her grip and starts to slide in the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the mane but can't seem to get a firm grip. She
tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.

Unfortunately, the blonde's foot has become entangled in the stirrup.

She is now at the mercy of the hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over again...

As her head is battered against the ground she is moments away from losing consciousness when, to her great fortune, the supermarket manager sees her and unplugs the horse.

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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 07-27-2004, 01:19 PM
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ahhhhhhhhhh thats great ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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thats fricken great!!!

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The Blonde and the Casino.



Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very
attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars
($20,000) on a singleroll of the dice. She said,

"I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled

"Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and
squealed...

"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked,

"What did she roll?"

The other answered,

"I don't know - I thought you were watching."

MORAL: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
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