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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 07-28-2004, 10:47 AM Thread Starter
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Attitude: How to Advance in Life: Mathematically Explained
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>This explains it all. Gotta love it. . . .
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>From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
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>What makes 100%? What does it mean to give more than a 100%?
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>Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than
>100%?
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>We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give more
>than100%.
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>How about achieving 103%?
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>Well, here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
>questions:
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>If the letters of the alphabet A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W
>X Y Z
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>were represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21
>22 23 24 25 26, then:
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>H - A - R - D - - W - O - R - K would be:
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>8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
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>and,
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>K - N - O - W - L - E - D - G - E
>11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
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>but,
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>A - T - T - I - T - U - D - E
>1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
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>however - -
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>B - U - L - L - S - H - I - T
>2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
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>And, look how far ass kissing will take you:
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>A - S - S - - K - I - S - S - I - N - G
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>1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%.
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>So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:
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>While, hard work and knowledge will get you close, and, attitude will get
>you there, it's.......
>Bullshit &Ass Kissing that will put you over the top

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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 07-28-2004, 10:48 AM
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lol.. i have heard that before.. still funny.

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