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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 07-29-2004, 03:39 PM Thread Starter
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Talking Kruz got busted

A visiting professor at the University of Illinois is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?"

About 90 students raise their hands. "Well that's a good start," says the professor, "Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?"

About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really good," continues the professor, "I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"

15 students raise their hands. "That's a great response," remarks the impressed professor, "has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"

Three students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. One further question... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" asks the professor.

One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience." The student replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to the podium.

The professor asks, "What's your name son?" The student replies, "I'm Kruz, sir". "Well Kruz, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost." The student replies, "Ghost? Dang, I thought you said goats."

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 07-29-2004, 03:42 PM
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LMAO!!

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Isn't that like having sex and not finishing though?
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... and a nerdy version of the punchline, "i though you said 'goats' and would you mind explaining how immaterial objects can interact with material objects?"

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