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The Lexus Lady

A lady walked into a Lexus dealership to browse, and spotted the most
beautiful, perfect loaded Lexus and walked over to inspect it closer.

As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected
little burst of flatulence escaped her. Very embarrassed, she
anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed.

Sure enough, there standing behind her was a salesman. With a
pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you
today?"

Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though
nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the
price
of this lovely vehicle?"

Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say
that if you farted just touching it, you are gonna shit when you hear
the price."

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