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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 08-03-2004, 08:49 PM Thread Starter
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> A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks,"How long before I can
get
> a haircut?"
>
> The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours."
>
> The guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door
> and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
>
> The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says, "About 3
> hours." The guy leaves.
>
> A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long
> before I can get a haircut?"
>
> The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and half." The
> guy leaves.
>
> The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill, do me
a
> favor, will 'ya? Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking
how
> long he has to wait for a haircut, but then
> doesn't ever come back."
>
> A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing
hysterically.
> The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?"
>
> Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says, "Your house!"

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What was he doing at the barber's house?? He wasn't even home!

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