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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 08-05-2004, 09:19 AM Thread Starter
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Talking Poems!!!!

THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE BUT .. THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue,
sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell".

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

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post #2 of 12 (permalink) Old 08-05-2004, 09:24 AM
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hahaha those are great, might have to use some of them in the future

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post #3 of 12 (permalink) Old 08-05-2004, 09:34 AM
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Ok, ok... my turn...

Umm... Umm....


To be with you, I wouldn't think twice...
I knocked you up, now I'm paying the price!

<-------- Jeff


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post #4 of 12 (permalink) Old 08-05-2004, 09:34 AM
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post #5 of 12 (permalink) Old 08-05-2004, 09:39 AM
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Little did I know your a butter face.

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post #6 of 12 (permalink) Old 08-05-2004, 10:13 AM
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Re: Poems!!!!

Quote:
Originally posted by JimGoFast
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
LOL.. that ones good.

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post #7 of 12 (permalink) Old 08-05-2004, 10:37 AM
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ROTFLMAO!! Nice one Pirate.

Quote:
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Snoodles
Isn't that like having sex and not finishing though?
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post #8 of 12 (permalink) Old 08-05-2004, 10:50 AM
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My beautiful wife, the love of my life, the one i adore....
I thought you were at work you filthy WH*RE!!!

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post #9 of 12 (permalink) Old 08-05-2004, 10:57 AM
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I like yours Doc D....Thats funny shit
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post #10 of 12 (permalink) Old 08-05-2004, 11:02 AM
I am no ordinary girl!!!
 
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post #12 of 12 (permalink) Old 08-05-2004, 05:43 PM
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Side by side
Staying true to what’s inside
United as one, we fight

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