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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 08-06-2004, 10:35 AM Thread Starter
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A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their
honeymoon.

"Care to go upstairs and do it?" the husband asked.

"Shh!" said the bride "All the neighbors will know what we're about to
do.
These walls are paper thin. In the future, we'll have to ask each other
in
code. For example, how about asking, 'Have you left the washing machine
door open' instead?"

So, the following night, the husband asks, "I don't suppose you left
the
washing machine door open, did you?"

"No, I definitely shut it," replied the wife who rolled over and fell
asleep.

When she woke up however, she was feeling a little frisky herself and
she
nudged her husband and said, "I think I did leave the washing machine
door
open after all. Would you like to do some washing?"

"No, thanks," said the husband. "It was only a small load so I did it
by
hand.

Ask me ill tell you...........anything I wanna hear

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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 08-06-2004, 10:37 AM
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post #3 of 7 (permalink) Old 08-06-2004, 10:52 AM
SICK OF IT ALL
 
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good one

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Side by side
Staying true to what’s inside
United as one, we fight

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post #4 of 7 (permalink) Old 08-06-2004, 10:56 AM
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i need a new bike, this one is trashed
 
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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post #5 of 7 (permalink) Old 08-06-2004, 10:57 AM
CLSB's Florida Chapter.
 
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nice

-Mopar

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post #6 of 7 (permalink) Old 08-11-2004, 07:22 PM
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post #7 of 7 (permalink) Old 08-11-2004, 07:36 PM
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Been there, done that! (not married tho)

Even heroes know when to be scared.
..As I shifted into 6th, I forgot every f'in thing she said..
Im a fuel injected suicide machine!
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