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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 08-17-2004, 09:12 AM Thread Starter
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PROBLEM: Two videos are for sale - Which to buy? Titanic or The

Clinton Video



Titanic - $9.99 on Internet

Clinton- $9.99 on Internet



Titanic: Over 3 hours long

Clinton: Over 3 hours long



Titanic: The story of Jack & Rose, their forbidden love, and

subsequent catastrophe.



Clinton: The story of Bill & Monica, their forbidden love, and

subsequent catastrophe.



Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.

Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.



Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.

Clinton: Ditto for Bill.



Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.

Clinton: Ditto for Monica.



Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.

Clinton: Let's not go there.



Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.

Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts.



Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.

Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.



Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of SEAMEN.

Clinton: Monica.... uh, never mind.



Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.

Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary. . basically the same thing.

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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 08-17-2004, 09:15 AM
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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 08-17-2004, 09:48 AM
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Having had to sit thru that movie (Titanic), when Jack died at the end, I was like, YEEEEAH! that last three hours was somehow worth it...
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I got suckered into that movie by the gf at the time.

Poor girl had to sit through three hours of me saying "I know what happens at the end"
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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 08-17-2004, 10:26 AM
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I've never seen Titanic and I NEVER WILL!!!


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good one Jim..


I cried at the end--I did not know the boat was going to sink..I thought they were going to be rescued..I was so shocked..

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