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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 08-17-2004, 10:45 AM Thread Starter
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got this in an email..some are old.but pretty funny

>MATURE QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
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> Answers Subject: Answers to those really hard questions

>Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?A: its Braille for "suck here".
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>Q: Why did God give men penises?
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>A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
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>Q: What is an Australian kiss?
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>A: It is the same as a French kiss, but only down under.
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>Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms
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>A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
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>Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
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>A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
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>Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
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>A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
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>Q: Why girls rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
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>A: They don't have balls to scratch.
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 08-17-2004, 10:52 AM
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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 08-17-2004, 11:09 AM
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sweet! ha. i like the goodyear one.

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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 08-17-2004, 11:29 AM
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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 08-17-2004, 11:38 AM
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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 08-17-2004, 12:19 PM
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