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A Study in Goobledegook Double Speak, or True Lies

The vast majority of our imports come from outside
the country."
- John F. Kerry

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- John F. Kerry

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any
Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
- John F. Kerry

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made
good judgments in the future."
- John F. Kerry

"The future will be better tomorrow."
- John F. Kerry

"We're going to have the best educated American
people in the world."
- John F. Kerry

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
- John F. Kerry

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of
NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part
of Europe."
- John F. Kerry

"Public speaking is very easy."
- John F. Kerry

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people
going to the polls."
- John F. Kerry

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or
may not occur."
- John F. Kerry

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- John F. Kerry

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that
teach our children."
- John F. Kerry

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment.
It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

- John F. Kerry

And this weeks Four Star **** Weiner is...

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar
system."
- John F. Kerry

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Hahahaha He makes Bush's speech screw ups look good.




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Hahahaha He makes Bush's speech screw ups look good.
Are you sure some of them aren't Bush's? I remember hearing them on the radio. Maybe I'm thinking of the sovereign entity speach... that one was hilarious!

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lol.. gotta love it.. i'm sure if you listen to me i screw up just as bad.. .. but then again.. i don't have someone else behind me writing down what i'm gonna say.

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Ya I dont consider bad public speaking skills a voting issue. Cause they are both doing better than I could.




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Are you sure some of them aren't Bush's? I remember hearing them on the radio. Maybe I'm thinking of the sovereign entity speach... that one was hilarious!
that one was bad, I am a supporter and I thought it was painfull.




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Most of these are rehashed. We used the pollution one as a Dan Quayle quote back in college...

I'm sure some of them might be real - but lots of these are urban web legend. FYI.

(hell at this point I'm not even sure Quayle said it!)

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Most of these are rehashed. We used the pollution one as a Dan Quayle quote back in college...
Well, if that's the case, and if Kerry also said them as well, doesn't that make Kerry guilty of plagiarism a la Biden?




And I know I've seen the NASA one before in my "Stupidest Things Ever Said" page-a-day calendar. I just don't remember who was supposed to have said it.

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