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post #1 of 1 (permalink) Old 08-21-2004, 04:23 PM Thread Starter
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> A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and says he's sending a

friend

> > >over

> > > > to look at a horse. His buddy asks "How will I recognize him?"

That's

> > >easy,

> > > > he's a midget with a speech impediment". So, the midget shows

up,

and

> > >the

> > > > guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.

> > > >

> > > > "A female horth." So he shows him a prized filly.

> > > >

> > > > "Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"? So the guy picks up

the

> > >midget

> > > > and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.

> > > >

> > > > "Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"? So he picks the little

fella up

> > >again,

> > > > and shows him the horse's ears.

> > > >

> > > > "Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"? The rancher is gettin' pretty

> > >ticked

> > >off

> > > > by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the

horse's

> > >mouth.

> > > >

> > > > "Nice mouf, can I see her twat"?

> > > >

> > > > Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under

his

> > >arms

> > >and

> > > > rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's twat,

pulls

him

> > >out

> > > > and

> > > > slams him on the ground. The midget gets up, sputtering and

coughing.

> > > >

> > > > "Perhapth I should rephrase that; Can I thee her wun awound a

> > >widdlebit"?

"It's all about the pain, the jewelry and the ink are just souvenirs"


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