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> > A Polish immigrant goes to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. He has to take an eye sight test.
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> > The optician shows him a card with the letters
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> > 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z'.
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> > "Can you read this?" the optician asks.
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> > "Read it?" the Polish guy replies, "I know the guy."

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post #2 of 29 (permalink) Old 08-26-2004, 09:32 AM
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lmfao!!!!!

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that is funny




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In Poland we don't have the letter "X"

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In Poland we don't have the letter "X"
Then how do you Xerox things over there?


Or better yet, how do you know if it's a good movie if it doesn't have an X rating?
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So I guess the saying, "X marks the spot" doesn't translate well!
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In Poland we don't have the letter "X"
Actually, there is, it's just rarely used.
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In Poland we don't have the letter "X"

Its just a joke, Anna.

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boooooooooooooooo that joke was dumb

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Great now we are going to have 2 polocks (sp?) fighting about the letter x. There's a joke in there somewhere.










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Great now we are going to have to polocks (sp?) fighting about the letter x.
that is the only funny part in this thread

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Actually, there is, it's just rarely used.
we didn't have "X" when I lived in Poland it's all westernized now

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we didn't have "X" when I lived in Poland it's all westernized now
you're not THAT old. My mom had x in school too and she's close to 50

It's just that other than in the alphabet, it was never used until English terms started to become popular recently.

rdrash - i was waitin for someone to say something like that
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we didn't have "X" when I lived in Poland it's all westernized now
Damn Romanji is killing the language!

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Then the polish must be REAL confused when they catch the "X games" on satellite huh?

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Then the polish must be REAL confused when they catch the "X games" on satellite huh?
where are the drums...
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Great now we are going to have 2 polocks (sp?) fighting about the letter x.
I thought they were American now. That makes them X Polocks.


j/k Mom was Polish.

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oh man .. I had a feeling this was going to go bad..
but this has sunk to new lows.... Xgames... sheesh
Da da dun clang


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Great now we are going to have 2 polocks (sp?) fighting about the letter x. There's a joke in there somewhere.

j/k

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You know it, give it time. This whole thing is funny

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hahahaha, nice try. Everyone knows men age like wine and women age like milk. It's a scientific fact!!
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oh man .. I had a feeling this was going to go bad..
but this has sunk to new lows.... Xgames... sheesh
Da da dun clang
Well what do you expect from Kelly????

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hahahaha, nice try. Everyone knows men age like wine and women age like milk. It's a scientific fact!!
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I thought they were American now. That makes them X Polocks.


j/k Mom was Polish.
Nope still Polish

I guess we can't play Tic-tac-toe neither
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Nope still Polish

I guess we can't play Tic-tac-toe neither
so that is true! no shit. lol!
how about twister jay? can the polish play that game? j/k!

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so what was triple x (XXX) called over there? (The Vin Diesel movie not porn)

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you're not THAT old. My mom had x in school too and she's close to 50

It's just that other than in the alphabet, it was never used until English terms started to become popular recently.
I'm kidding, I remember "iks" but have never used it while living in Polska.

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It is called porn like it should be called.

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