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Heaven vs Hell (political humor)

While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a
truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the
entrance.

"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there
is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so
we're not sure what to do with you."
"No problem, just let me in," says the man.
"Well, I'd like to but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have
you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose were to
spend eternity."
"Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in ! ;heaven," says the
senator.
"I'm sorry but we have our rules." And with that, St. Peter escorts him to
the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.
The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In
the distance is a club and standing in front of it are all his friends and
other politicians who had worked with him. Everyone is very happy and in
evening dress.

They run to greet him, shake his hand, reminisce about the good times they
had while getting rich at expense of the people.
They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and
champagne.

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good
time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that,
before he realizes it, it is time to go.

Everyone gives him a hearty farewell ! and waves while the elevator rises.
The elevator goes S up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St.
Peter is waiting for him.

Now it's time to visit heaven."

So, 24 hours pass with the head of state joining a group of contented souls
moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good
time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter
returns.

"Well then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose
your eternity."

The senator reflects for a minute, then the senator answers: "Well, I would
never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I
would be better off in hell."

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to
hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren
land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in
rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags.

The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder.
"I don't understand," stammers the senator. "Yesterday I was here and there
was a golf course and club, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne,
and danced and had a great time. Now all there is is a wasteland full of
garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?"

The devil looks at him, smiles and says,

"Yesterday we were campaigning...... Today you voted for us!"

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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 08-26-2004, 04:21 PM
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