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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 08-27-2004, 07:06 AM Thread Starter
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Harold was an old man. He was sick and in the hospital. There was one
young nurse that just drove him crazy. Every time she came in, she would
talk to him like he was a little child. She would say in a patronizing
tone of voice, " How are we doing this morning?", or "Are we ready for a
bath?", or "Are we hungry?"



Old Harold had had enough of this particular nurse.



One day when Old Harold was brought breakfast he took the juice off the
tray and put it on his bed side stand. He had been given a urine bottle
to fill nfor testing. The juice was apple juice. So..you know where the
juice went!



The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine bottle and
looked at it. "My, but it seems we are a little cloudy today .."



At this, Old Harold snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off
the top, and drank it down, saying, "Well, I'll run it through again.
Maybe I can filter it better this time."



The nurse fainted!



Old Harold just smiled!



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