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Gender of non-living things..

You may not know that many non-living things have a gender. For
example...

1) Ziploc Bags --
They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see
right through them.

2) Copiers --
They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm
them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right
buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are
pushed.

3) Tire --
Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) Hot Air Balloon --
Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire
under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges --
Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) Web Page --
Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) Subway --
Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8) Hourglass --
Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9) Hammer --
Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but
it's handy to have around.

10) Remote Control --
Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider this -- it
gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't
always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

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