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My turn to post a funny!

Found this while searching the archives of Outlook. Bit off color, just to warn you all.





>Sports Commentators At Their Best:
>
>"Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Darryl Gibson comes inside of him"
>(NZ rugby commentator)
>
>"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria....I saw her snatch this morning and it
>was amazing."
>(Pat Glenn - Weightlifting commentator)
>
>"This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother."
>(Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator)
>
>"He's pulling him off! The Spanish manager is pulling his captain off!"
>(Soccer commentator George Hamilton on Spain manager Luis Suarez's
>substitution of Butragueno during their world cup qualifier with Ireland in
>Seville, 1992)
>
>"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body"
>(Winston Bennett)
>
>"The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is
>identical"
>(Murray Walker)
>
>"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father"
>(Greg Norman)
>
>"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing -but none of them
>serious"
>(Alan Minter)
>
>"The racecourse is as level as a billiard ball "
>(John Francombe)
>
>"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing
>again"
>(Terry Venables)
>
>"I would not say he (David Ginola) is the best left winger in the
>Premiership, but there are none better."
>(Ron Atkinson)
>
>"He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it- you can see it all
>over their faces."
>(Ron Atkinson)
>
>"Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the
>cox of the Oxford crew."
> (Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race 1977)
>
>"Morcelli has four fastest 1500-metre times ever. And all those times are
>at 1500 metres."
>(David Coleman)
>
>"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the
>field."
>(Metro Radio)
>
>" and later we will have action from the men's cockless pairs..."
>(Sue Barker)
>
>"Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw."
>(Ron Atkinson)
>
>"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for
>even longer."
>(David Acfield)
>
>"What will you do when you leave football, Jack, will you stay in
>football?"
>(Stuart Hall - Radio 5 live )
>
>"There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing
>his class"
>(David Coleman at The Montreal Olympics)
>
>"One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that,
>before each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
>them........... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
>(USTV commentator)

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