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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 09-09-2004, 01:24 PM Thread Starter
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Calling in sick...

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home
because she is not feeling well.


"What's the matter?" he asks.


"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.


"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"


"I can't see my ass coming into work today."
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