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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 09-09-2004, 03:42 PM Thread Starter
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Last Child Support Check...

Today is my daughters 18th birthday.......I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those damn payments!

So I called my baby girl to come over to my house, and when she got there, I said to her, "Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to your mothers house and tell that her that this is the last damn check she's ever going to get from me, and I want you tell me the expression on her face."

So my baby girl took the check over to her. I was so anxious to hear what the bitch had to say and what she looked like. As my baby girl walked though the door, I said, "Now what did she have to say?"

"She told me to tell you that you ain't my daddy!..."

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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 09-09-2004, 03:43 PM
CLSB's Florida Chapter.
 
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LOL.. BURN!!!!!

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post #6 of 11 (permalink) Old 09-09-2004, 03:58 PM
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Are you joking? Or is this for real?

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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post #7 of 11 (permalink) Old 09-09-2004, 04:02 PM
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John, dude, this is in the "Funny Papers" Forum.


I think Wayne is just joking.

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John, dude, this is in the "Funny Papers" Forum.


I think Wayne is just joking.

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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post #9 of 11 (permalink) Old 09-09-2004, 04:06 PM Thread Starter
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Are you joking? Or is this for real?
Put the crack pipe down John, and step away from the keyboard.

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post #10 of 11 (permalink) Old 09-09-2004, 04:21 PM
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This Funny Pagers messes me up sometimes. I think a few of us have fallin victim to a Funny Papers post.

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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If not maybe Wayne fell victim to his school teacher when he was 12!!

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