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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 09-13-2004, 10:29 AM Thread Starter
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A rose by any other name...

A businessman walks into a high class bar one night. He sees a drop dead gorgeous blonde sitting at the bar by herself. So he sits beside her, offers to buy her a drink and starts up some small talk.
After a while he turns to her and asks "If I were to offer you $1000.00 to come up to my room for a night of wild sex, what would you say"?
The blondes face lights up and she replies enthusiasticly "Absolutely"!!
Then the guy says"How about doing it for $50.00"?
The blonde gets all snotty and replies angrily "My god, what kind of woman do you think I am"?
Guy responds with, "Well we've establihed what kind of woman you are, now we're just haggling over the price"!

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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 09-13-2004, 10:32 AM
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