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Bikers versus yuppies

Three bikers and three yuppies are traveling by train
to a rock concert. At the station, the three yuppies each
buy tickets and watch as the three bikers buy only a single ticket.

"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks a yuppie.

"Watch and you'll see," answers the biker.

They all board the train. The yuppies take their respective
seats, but all three bikers cram into a restroom and close the door
behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes
around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket,
please."

The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.
The conductor takes the ticket and moves on.

The yuppies saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So
after the concert, the yuppies decide to do the same on the
return trip and save some money.

When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip.
To their astonishment, the bikers don't buy any ticket, at all.

"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asks one perplexed yuppie.

"Watch and you'll see," answers a biker.

When they board the train the three yuppies cram into a restroom
and the three bikers cram into another one nearby. The train
departs.

Shortly afterward, one of the bikers leaves his restroom and walks
over to the restroom where the three yuppies are hiding. He knocks on
the door and says, "Ticket, please..."




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