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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 09-25-2004, 03:23 PM Thread Starter
stuck in 6th gear
 
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Money isn't everything

It can buy a House
But not a Home

It can buy a Bed
But not Sleep

It can buy a Clock
But not Time

It can buy you Food
But not an Appetite

It can buy you a Book
But not Knowledge

It can buy you a Position
But not Respect

It can buy you Medicine
But not Health

It can buy you Blood
But not Life

It can buy you Insurance
But not Safety

So you see, money isn't everything.

I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering, so send me all your money and I will suffer for you.

A truer Friend than me you will never find. Cash only please.......
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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 09-25-2004, 03:36 PM
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i need a new bike, this one is trashed
 
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It can buy you sex
But not love

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It can buy you sex
But not love

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post #4 of 9 (permalink) Old 09-25-2004, 04:22 PM
I wok!
 
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ehhh.. it can buy bikes
but it cant buy skills?
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post #5 of 9 (permalink) Old 09-25-2004, 05:33 PM
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i need a new bike, this one is trashed
 
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ehhh.. it can buy bikes
but it cant buy skills?
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post #6 of 9 (permalink) Old 09-29-2004, 04:55 PM
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It can buy you beer,
and THEN it can buy you sex!!


<-------- Jeff


Hey baby! You ever been on the back of an expensive sportbike??


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post #7 of 9 (permalink) Old 09-29-2004, 04:57 PM
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Boom
 
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It can buy you beer,
and THEN it can buy you sex!!

now i know how you're gettin some
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post #8 of 9 (permalink) Old 09-29-2004, 05:00 PM
CLSB's Florida Chapter.
 
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it can buy you a bigger penis..
but your name is still Fabio.

-Mopar

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post #9 of 9 (permalink) Old 09-29-2004, 05:02 PM
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It can get you a big-boobed bimbo, a nice car, a bunch of cool bikes, lots of tracktime, a big house, a motorhome.....

Wait a second, what was the point of this thread?

Never a bad time to climb... unless the weather is really horrible, and then you climb inside!

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