"Redheads Better Than Blondes?"
Q: How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
A: Say something
Q: How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
A: Wait 10 seconds
If you love a Redhead, set her free.....if she follows
you everywhere you go, if she pitches a tent in your
front lawn, and if she puts your new girlfriend in the
hospital, she's yours.
Q: What's safer: a redhead or a piranha?
A: The piranha. They only attack in schools.
Q: How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead
for a girlfriend?
A: She has scratched "stay off MY TURF!" on his back
with her nails.
Q: What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband
is every night?
A: A redhead!
Q: How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
A: She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl
Q: How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
A: There's a hammer *****ded in the monitor.
Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy. One
is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other
is to let her have it.