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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 09-26-2004, 09:42 PM Thread Starter
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"Redheads Better Than Blondes?"

Q: How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
A: Say something

Q: How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
A: Wait 10 seconds

If you love a Redhead, set her free.....if she follows
you everywhere you go, if she pitches a tent in your
front lawn, and if she puts your new girlfriend in the
hospital, she's yours.

Q: What's safer: a redhead or a piranha?
A: The piranha. They only attack in schools.

Q: How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead
for a girlfriend?
A: She has scratched "stay off MY TURF!" on his back
with her nails.

Q: What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
A: Normal

Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband
is every night?
A: A redhead!

Q: How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
A: She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl

Q: How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
A: There's a hammer *****ded in the monitor.


Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy. One
is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other
is to let her have it.

"It's all about the pain, the jewelry and the ink are just souvenirs"


<--Michelle
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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 09-27-2004, 02:36 PM
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Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband
is every night?
A: A redhead!
I guess you ain't a redhead than huh
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Re: "Redheads Better Than Blondes?"

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Originally posted by SweetSexyZX7R
A: There's a hammer *****ded in the monitor.
What does this mean? I've seen it twice today, and I don't get it... what does *****ded mean?

<-------- Jeff


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it's E M B E D, ken put a filter on for that word, due to doin' the above with midi files
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Who *****s midi files?? And why would they do that?

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Remember the thread with the music?

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it's E M B E D, ken put a filter on for that word, due to doin' the above with midi files





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Remember the thread with the music?
Yeah, Champ had done that one, then I *****ed the "Mhana Mhana" Song for Logtar...


I just hope Logtar sees this again....


MHANA MHANA MAN!!!!

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