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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 09-28-2004, 05:29 PM Thread Starter
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15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their

15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their
sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when
they
aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.

3 Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4 Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3'
in housewares .... and see what happens.

5 Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6 Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7 Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll
invite
them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8 When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't
you
people just leave me alone?'

9 Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your
nose.

10 While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he
knows
where the anti- depressants are.

11 Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission
Impossible"
theme.

12 In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different
size funnels.

13 Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!"


14 When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

( And; last, but not least!)

15 Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then,
yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

Now send this to at least 7 people that you know; and.....they will just
laugh!

"It's all about the pain, the jewelry and the ink are just souvenirs"


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Re: 15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their

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10 While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he
knows
where the anti- depressants are.
i have done this.. kindof.. i asked.. "so what do i have to do if i want to go kill some fucker right now?"

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That's funny right thur I don't care who you are.
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Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!"
Now THAT is funny!

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I love this one...

5 Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

I can't believe how many shmucks put shit on lawaway they know they can't afford and will never pick up.

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