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Alcohol Warning Labels


WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off a trash truck at 100 yards.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an jerk.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to put a sock in your mouth.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay things like thish.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you REALLY THINK while photocopying your butt at the office Christmas party.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the heck ever happened to your pants (panties) anyway.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and/or name you can't remember).

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rugburn on the forehead.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you aretougher, more handsome, and smarter than some really, really, really big biker guy named "Big Al."

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logicallyconverse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.

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