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Join Date: May 2004
Location: South Loop & Cary
Location: South Loop & Cary
Sportbike: '02 GSXR 600 / '98 CBRF3
Years Riding: Since '03
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Chicken Soup For The Alcoholic
Deep Thought: Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer
I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about
the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams.
If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their
dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better
that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be
selfish and worry about my liver."
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up
in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
"The problem with some people is that when they aren't
drunk, they're sober."
-William Butler Yeats
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend
time with his fools."
"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time."
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will
teach you to keep your mouth shut."
"Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of
denying himself a pleasure."
"Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol."
"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have
the decency to thank her."
"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork
to my lunch?"
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
"Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted
all of the time and have the time of your life."
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy."
"24 hours in a day,
24 beers in a case.
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us
to be happy."
"When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
"Why is American beer served cold?
So you can distinguish it from urine."
"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an
airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or
some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer."
"Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than
alcohol has taken out of me."
"If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer,
I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose."
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history
of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also
a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world."
"I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet, tasty beer."
"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen
and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water,
a vital ingredient in beer."
"All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so
let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer."
'98 Smokin' Joe's F3