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Beer Quotes

Chicken Soup For The Alcoholic

Deep Thought: Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer
I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about
the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams.
If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their
dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better
that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be
selfish and worry about my liver."
-Jack Handy

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up
in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
-Frank Sinatra

"The problem with some people is that when they aren't
drunk, they're sober."
-William Butler Yeats

"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend
time with his fools."
-Ernest Hemingway

"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time."
-Catherine Zandonella

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will
teach you to keep your mouth shut."
-Ernest Hemingway

"Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of
denying himself a pleasure."
-Ambrose Bierce

"Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol."
-Anonymous

"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have
the decency to thank her."
-W.C. Fields

"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork
to my lunch?"
-W.C. Fields

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
-Henny Youngman

"Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted
all of the time and have the time of your life."
-Michelle Mastrolacasa

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy."
-Tom Waits

"24 hours in a day,
24 beers in a case.
Coincidence?"
-Stephen Wright

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us
to be happy."
-Benjamin Franklin

"When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
-Brian O'Rourke

"Why is American beer served cold?
So you can distinguish it from urine."
-David Moulton

"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an
airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or
some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer."
-Frank Zappa

"Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than
alcohol has taken out of me."
-Winston Churchill

"If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer,
I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose."
-Jack Handy

"Without question, the greatest invention in the history
of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also
a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well
with pizza."
-Dave Barry

"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart

"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world."
-Kaiser Wilhelm

"I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet, tasty beer."
-Homer Simpson

"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen
and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water,
a vital ingredient in beer."
-Dave Barry

"All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so
let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer."
-Homer Simpson

Jeff
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