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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 10-07-2004, 03:11 PM Thread Starter
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First -year students atMed School were receiving their
first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They
all gathered around the surgery table with the body
covered with a white sheet.

The professor began the lecture by telling them: "In
medicine, it is necessary to possess two important
qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be
disgusted by anything involving the human body.
To illustrate, he pulled back a sheet, stuck his
finger in the anus of the corpse, withdrew it, and
stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same
thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several
minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger
in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the professor looked at them
and said, "The second most important quality is
observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on
my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."

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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 10-07-2004, 03:16 PM
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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 10-17-2004, 07:39 PM
 
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I have to feel sorry for the cadaver.Having a bunch of rookie med students sticking a finger in his butt..That just aint right.
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