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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 10-12-2004, 04:25 AM Thread Starter
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Top 10 Reasons To Wear A Helmet

1. Cuz that's where the headset speakers are.
2. A place to showcase your "My kid made the honor roll" sticker.
3. Not if, but WHEN you flip off an idiot car driver, they can't see who it is.
4. Doing the requisite "head butt" with an old Frat Brother doesn't hurt as much.
5. So you can talk back to the drive thru window in the same clarity they talk to you.
6. Someplace to put your gloves when you're not riding.
7. With the smoked shield down, no one can see you picking your nose.
8. Scare little kids with your Darth Vader impression.
9. Just might get you a seat on the "short bus" to school.
10. Keeps your hair dry in the car wash.

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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 10-12-2004, 05:25 AM
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dude that is NOT funny... and second off, it was his neck, his head was perfectly fine.

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He was wearing a helmet.

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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He was wearing a helmet.
I did not know that.

And no, it was not intended as a funny response.
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I did not know that.

And no, it was not intended as a funny response.
They say that if he wasn't wearing the helmet, he would have died soon after the accident.

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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