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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 10-15-2004, 01:04 AM Thread Starter
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Three couples went to see a minister about becoming new members of his church. The minister said they would first have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. Two weeks passed and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint. "A can of paint?" asked the minister. "Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up, I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over." The minister shook his head and said, "I'm sorry, but you are not welcome in this church." "That's OK," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."
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Too funny!

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Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't...

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