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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 10-20-2004, 09:28 AM Thread Starter
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I got jumped!!!!!!!!

Ok, so I've had my eyes on this girl in school. She was hot, nice Supple C cup breasts, firm ass, and such a beautiful face. I always had a huge crush on her, and I had a feeling she had some feelings for me.

So now, in my junior year, I've decided that I might as well try to at least talk to her. I've been talking to her since the beginning of the school year, and her personality matches her outer beauty. She wasn't an airhead, and was pretty funny, I could actually carry on a normal conversation with her.

We clicked, and she started dropping hints she wanted to ask me out. I did so after building my courage up, and she said yes. She affirmed it by making out with me, and damn she was good at it. Her soft lips against mine, opening her mouth, and toungues becoming intwined...

What I didn't know is that she had a boyfriend outside of school, I guess she didn't think that was important enough to tell me. One of his friends saw us, and told him what he saw.

I came off the bus, and started walking the few blocks towards my house,
When a couple of guys they we’re up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said you’re moving with your auntie nd uncle in bel-air

OH SHIT SON, YOU JUST GOT FRESH PRINCE'D!

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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 10-20-2004, 09:50 AM
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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 10-20-2004, 09:58 AM
 
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Are you serious or just f*cking around? if you are serious, I have a lot of pent up agression that I need to let out and a sack full of doorknobs that is just begging to be used.
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Funny! The only way i knew it was fake because i know you must be a freshman! There is NO WAY you are a Junior!

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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 10-20-2004, 10:45 AM
yo quiero su taco
 
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Ok, so I've had my eyes on this girl in school. She was hot, nice Supple C cup breasts, firm ass, and such a beautiful face. I always had a huge crush on her, and I had a feeling she had some feelings for me.

So now, in my junior year, I've decided that I might as well try to at least talk to her. I've been talking to her since the beginning of the school year, and her personality matches her outer beauty. She wasn't an airhead, and was pretty funny, I could actually carry on a normal conversation with her.

We clicked, and she started dropping hints she wanted to ask me out. I did so after building my courage up, and she said yes. She affirmed it by making out with me, and damn she was good at it. Her soft lips against mine, opening her mouth, and toungues becoming intwined...

What I didn't know is that she had a boyfriend outside of school, I guess she didn't think that was important enough to tell me. One of his friends saw us, and told him what he saw.

I came off the bus, and started walking the few blocks towards my house,
When a couple of guys they we’re up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said you’re moving with your auntie nd uncle in bel-air

OH SHIT SON, YOU JUST GOT FRESH PRINCE'D!

lmao! Bwahhh!! And then Rev with the pic.

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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Something must be fishy...I am going to go poke around in the back end..
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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 10-20-2004, 11:01 AM
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That was awesome.... ya got me!!!
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