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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 10-21-2004, 09:33 AM Thread Starter
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While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the
limit) a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the
other side lying in wait.

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic
patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop,
"what do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.

The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a
rectum stretcher do?" "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one
finger then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with
my whole hand in, I work from side to side until can get both hands in,
and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."

"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked?

"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."





Traffic Ticket: $95.00
Court Costs: $45.00
The Look on Cop's Face: PRICELESS

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And I said....."Look here brother, who you jiving with that cosmik debris? Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho? Zappa 1974
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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 10-21-2004, 09:55 AM
CLSB's Florida Chapter.
 
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i'm pretty sure that is a repost.. its damn funny.. and i'm too lazy to look besides i might get more negitive feedback if i post my picture again..

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