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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 10-21-2004, 03:28 PM Thread Starter
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It could be worse...

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed
was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope
propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed "Mom".


With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter
with trembling hands:

Dear Mom,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad
and you.

I've been finding real passion with John and he is so nice, even with
all his piercing, tattoos, beard and his motorcycle clothes. But it's
not only the passion Mom, I am pregnant and John said that we will be
very happy.

He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for
the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's
now one of my dreams too. John taught me that pot doesn't really hurt
anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends
for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so
John can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years
old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be
back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your daughter,
Judith


PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than
my
report card which is in my desk drawer. I Love You! Call me when it
is safe for me to come home.

<-------- Jeff


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Thats just FRIGGIN wrong on so many levels!!!

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All I can say is that it's a good thing mom read it. If it was dad, he probably would'a never made it to the end before he was loadin' the shotgun and headin' out the door.

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All I can say is that it's a good thing mom read it. If it was dad, he probably would'a never made it to the end before he was loadin' the shotgun and headin' out the door.
I was thinking the same thing!!

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