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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 10-25-2004, 11:14 PM Thread Starter
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Subject: Be Strong (Fwd)

> A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for
> 15 years.
> As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it,
> looking for money and guns, but only finds a young
> couple in bed.
> He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a
> chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on
> top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and
> goes to the bathroom.
> While he's in there, the husband tells his wife,
> "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his
> clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and
> hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your
> neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain,
> just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction.
> This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll
> kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
> To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my
> neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was
> gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any
> Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey, I love
> you, too."
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post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 10-26-2004, 12:54 AM
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"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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Something must be fishy...I am going to go poke around in the back end..
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