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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 10-27-2004, 06:22 PM Thread Starter
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Halloween Costum

A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg, so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem.

A few days later, he received a parcel with the following note:

Dear Sir,

Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover
your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate.

Yours very truly,
Acme Costume Co.


The man thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized his wooden leg,
and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by, and he receives
another parcel and a note which says:

Dear Sir,

Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your
wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part!

Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.


Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head, so again, he writes the company another nasty letter of complaint. The next day, he gets a small parcel and a note which reads:


Dear Sir,

Please find enclosed a bottle of molasses. Pour the molasses over your bald
head, stick your wooden leg up your ass, and go as a caramel apple.

Wayne


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