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This woman answers an advert in a paper to be a trainee clairvoyant

Anyway, she turns up and the guy says "yeah, you'll do but you MUST do all I say"

She's a bit sheepish but agrees.

He say's "Take all your clothes off" and she is like "No way, that's not right!"

The mystic assures her that she must do all he requires or go.

Wanting to be successful she takes off her clothes.

Now "bend over" says the seer.

"Oh!, no way, no way I should have to do that!!" she's frantic now.

"YOU MUST OBBEY, to become a good clairvoyant!" he bellows.

So, reluctantly, she grabs her ankles.

The scryer whips out his cock and bungs it up her shitter

"I Fuckin Knew you'd do that"

"SEE, it's working already!!!!!!"

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