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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 10-28-2004, 10:08 PM Thread Starter
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Avoid getting the flu!

>Eat right. Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.
>Take your vitamins and bump up your Vitamin C.
>Get plenty of exercise to help build your immune system.
>Wash your hands often. If you can't wash them, keep a bottle of
>antibacterial stuff around and use it.
>Get lots of fresh air. Open windows whenever possible.
>Get plenty of rest.
>Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.
>You can take the doctors office approach. Think about it; when you go for
>a shot, what do they do first? Clean your arm with alcohol. Why? Because
>alcohol kills germs. So......
>I walk to the liquor store (exercise), put lime in my Corona (fruit),
>celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies), drink on the patio (fresh air), get
>drunk, tell jokes, and laugh (eliminate stress) and then pass out (rest).
>The way I see it, if you keep your alcohol levels up the flu germs can't
>get you!

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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 10-29-2004, 07:40 AM
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Sounds like good advise, I like the 2nd option

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