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Your employer have a new health plan?

Top 10 INDICATORS YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HEALTH CARE PLAN



(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your Doctor's office include "Take a left when you

enter the trailer park."

(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "An
apple a day."

(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to
Goodwill last month.

(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out of network charges,"
is not a typographical error.

(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."

(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct
tape.
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