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Talking An elderly anniversary

An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a
small tavern. The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you
remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago?
We went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence
and I made love to you."

"Yes," she says, "I remember it well."

"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll 'round there again and we
can do it for old time's sake."

"Oooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea," she

There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all
this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see
this...two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an
eye on them so there's no trouble." So he follows them. They
walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided
by walking sticks.

Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to
the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt, lowers her knickers and
the old man drops his trousers. She turns around and as she
hangs on to the fence, the old man moves in. Suddenly they
erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman ever saw.
They are bucking and jumping like eighteen-year-olds. This
goes on for about forty minutes! She's yelling, "Ohhhh, God!"
He's hanging on to her hips for dear life. This is the most
athletic sex imaginable. Finally, they both collapse panting on
the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something
about life that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying
on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet
and put their clothes back on. The policeman, still watching
thinks, "That was truly amazing -- he was going like a
train! I've GOT to ask him what his secret is." As the couple
passes he says to them, "That was something else; you must
have been having sex for about forty minutes. How do you
manage it? You must have had a fantastic life together. Is
there some sort of secret?"

"No, there's no secret," the old man says, "fifty years ago that
damn fence wasn't electric."

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