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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 12-02-2004, 12:12 PM Thread Starter
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T.G.I.F. vs S.H.I.T.

T.G.I.F. vs S.H.I.T A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright,"T-G-I-F." He smiled at her and replied,"S-H-I-T. "She looked puzzled, and repeated,"T-G-I-F," more slowly, He again answered,"S-H-I-T." The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so, she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F." The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T." The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain, "'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it duuhhh?" The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday." Have a great day!

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lol, that reminds me of a George Carlin routine:

He said if he had a restaurant he'd name it "H.S.I.O.W." Holy Shit Its Only Wednesday. People would probably drink a whole lot more if they thought it was always Wednesday.

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