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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 12-09-2004, 12:41 AM Thread Starter
 
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Apples and Wine

Its kinda cheese, but I found it funny:



Apples and Wine

Women are like apples on trees.

The best ones are at the top of the tree.

Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are
afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten
apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.......

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality,
they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the
one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men...


Men are like a fine wine, They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to

stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 12-09-2004, 06:02 AM
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