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Hookers and cabbies...

A woman and her son were taking a cab in New York City. It was raining
and all the hookers were standing under the awnings.

"Mom," said the little boy, "what are all those women doing?"

"They're waiting for their husbands to get off work,"
she replied.

The cabbie turns around and says, "Geez lady, why don't you tell him the
truth? They're hookers, boy! They have sex with men for money."

The little boy's eyes get wide and he says, "Is that true, Mom?"

His mother, glaring hard at the cabbie, answers in the affirmative.

After a few minutes, the kid asks, "Mom, what happens to the babies
those women have?"

"Most of them are cab drivers," she replied.

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...on a side note. I saw the title of this thread and thought it read "Hookers and scabbies..." and thought it was in an advice forum. I guess I'll have to keep loking for answers on that one.

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