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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-12-2005, 09:07 AM Thread Starter
 
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dog attacks boy!!!

Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a Chicago park when
> one of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiler.
>
> Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hockey stick,
> shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it and breaks the dog's neck,
> saving his friend. A reporter is standing by, sees the incident, and
> rushes over to interview the boy.
>
> "Young Cub Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal", he starts writing in his
> notebook. But I'm not a Cub Fan the little boy replies.
>
> Sorry but since we're in Chicago, I just assumed you were, says the
> reporter
> and starts writing again. "Sox Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack",
> he
> writes in his notebook. But I'm not a Sox Fan either, the little boy
> replies.
>
> Sorry but since we're in Chicago, I just assumed you were, says the
> reporter and starts writing again. "Bears Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific
> Attack", he writes in his notebook. I'm not a Bears Fan either, says the
> boy.
>
> Oh......I assumed everyone in Chicago was either for the Cubs, Sox or
> Bears.
>
> What team do you root for the reporter asked?
>
> I'm a Packers fan the boy replies. The reporter starts a new sheet in his
> notebook and writes: "Little Bastard From Wisconsin Kills Beloved Family
> Pet"
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