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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 01-26-2005, 10:09 AM Thread Starter
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LOL...in light of the pope has to go thread.......

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign
out of the corner of his eye. It reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES

He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and he drives on without a
second thought. Soon he sees another sign, which says:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES

Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are for real......Then he
drives past a third sign saying:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far
side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to a
door reading:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a
long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?"

He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested
in possibly doing business."

The man is led through many winding passages and is soon quite
disoriented.

The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, "Please knock on
this door."

He does as he is told and another nun in a long habit, holding a
tin cup answers the door. This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in
the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this
hallway."

He gets $100 out of his wallet and places it in the second nun's cup.

He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut
behind him... As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the
parking lot, facing another small sign:

GO IN PEACE
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED
BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER



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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 01-26-2005, 10:12 AM
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that is a good one!
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