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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-29-2005, 11:40 AM Thread Starter
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Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6.
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,

A Troubled User.

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Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-30-2005, 06:52 AM
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I have found that buying wife.1 was expensive enough but to uninstall and cancel the contract is more than I can afford! Anyone know of any pirate disconnects?

Back to :jerkit like when I was using single.1

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wouldnt a program like that be considered a VIRUS?



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after reading this I might be sticking to much safer Fiance 4.0 for an extended period of time and run Beta test meanwhile

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after reading this I might be sticking to much safer Fiance 4.0 for an extended period of time and run Beta test meanwhile

Eventually the program runs into problems when it gets hit with viruses such as Wedding Planning 1.5. It has a lot of nasty subroutines such as dresses, flowers, mother, photographer. Best solution is to install Yes, Dear.

I use girl I date 4.0 when I get the chance, or if I'm really lucky get the booty call 68.99

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