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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 01-31-2005, 05:08 PM Thread Starter
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Dear Abby,

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the
very beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything.
What's worse, everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so
humiliating.

Also, he's been out of a job for the past four years and has not
looked for a new one since. All he does is smoke cigars, and
cruise around with his pals, while I have to work to pay the
bills. Since our daughter got out of college and
moved out, he does not even pretend to like me...and hints
that I am a lesbian. What should I do..?

Signed, Clueless



Dear Clueless,

Grow up and dump him. For Pete's sake, you don't need him
anymore... You're a United States Senator from New York, act like
one.

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Originally Posted by Ocean
Dear Abby,

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the
very beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything.
What's worse, everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so
humiliating.

Also, he's been out of a job for the past four years and has not
looked for a new one since. All he does is smoke cigars, and
cruise around with his pals, while I have to work to pay the
bills. Since our daughter got out of college and
moved out, he does not even pretend to like me...and hints
that I am a lesbian. What should I do..?

Signed, Clueless



Dear Clueless,

Grow up and dump him. For Pete's sake, you don't need him
anymore... You're a United States Senator from New York, act like
one.





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