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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 02-04-2005, 09:28 AM Thread Starter
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The Little Old Lady.

(I must be sick--I though this was really funny--Don Y.)

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters

the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on

her feet, she shakily wobbles the few feet across the

store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter

and grabbing it for support, she asks the sales clerk:

"Dddooo youuuu hhave dddddiilllldosss?"


The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing,

replies: "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many

different models."


The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy

aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd

aabboutt tttwoo inchesss thiickk that

Vvviiiibbbrrraaatttteeesss?"



The clerk responds, "Yes, we do."



The poor old lady replies,"Ddddooo yyoooouuuu knnnoooww

hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe fffffuuccckkkinggg

ttthingggg offffff?"




I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later!!
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 02-04-2005, 09:30 AM
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Good one, Chey.

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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 02-04-2005, 09:31 AM
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good one, but i feel so sorry for your grandma

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