(I must be sick--I though this was really funny--Don Y.)
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters
the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on
her feet, she shakily wobbles the few feet across the
store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter
and grabbing it for support, she asks the sales clerk:
"Dddooo youuuu hhave dddddiilllldosss?"
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing,
replies: "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many
The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy
aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd
aabboutt tttwoo inchesss thiickk that
The clerk responds, "Yes, we do."
The poor old lady replies,"Ddddooo yyoooouuuu knnnoooww
hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe fffffuuccckkkinggg