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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 02-21-2005, 07:10 PM Thread Starter
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Hell of a business plan...

An old country farmer with serious financial problems bought a
mule from another old farmer for $100, who agreed to deliver
the mule the next day. However, the next day he drove up
and said, "Sorry, but I have some bad news: The mule died."

"Well, then, just give me my money back."

"Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

"OK, then. Just unload the mule."

"What ya gonna do with a dead mule?"

"I'm going to raffle him off."

"You can't raffle off a dead mule!"

"Sure I can. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."

A month later the two met up and the farmer
who sold the mule asked, "Whatever happened with that dead mule?"

"I raffled him off just like I said I would.
I sold 500 tickets at $2 a piece and made a profit of $898."

"Didn't anyone complain?"

"Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."

<-------- Jeff


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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 02-21-2005, 07:11 PM
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