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post #1 of 32 (permalink) Old 02-25-2005, 05:23 PM Thread Starter
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Spot the virgin

http://www.okcupid.com/virgin

Lets see if you can spot the Virgins.

I sucked. Only 47%, but I did better on the girls.

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post #2 of 32 (permalink) Old 02-25-2005, 05:59 PM
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56% I also did better with the girls. Cool test.

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post #3 of 32 (permalink) Old 02-25-2005, 06:54 PM
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47% and better with girls too lol
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47%, and I am better with guys (but I already knew that).

time to take my mad skilz to the bars! buh bye!!! see you in the drunk thread!
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you know what's really funny about that? at least when looking at the guys, my strategy was "ok, is there any way AT ALL in the entire world that I might sleep with that guy?" and if the answer was still no, I voted virgin. which I guess, since my score sucked, means that I'd sleep with guys absolutely no one else would!! mwhahahaaaa

that sucks.
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you know what's really funny about that? at least when looking at the guys, my strategy was "ok, is there any way AT ALL in the entire world that I might sleep with that guy?" and if the answer was still no, I voted virgin. which I guess, since my score sucked, means that I'd sleep with guys absolutely no one else would!! mwhahahaaaa

that sucks.
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I got 57%, for some reason I managed to spot the guys easier.

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71%...i also did better choosing the girls...
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I got 57%, for some reason I managed to spot the guys easier.
I ain't gonna say it...

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71% ... and I guessed the guys better too .... hmmm
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52% better with the girls..............IMHO they should all be virgins, those are some sad individuals

This is gonna hurt!
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42% better with the girls
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80%

You got 17 of the 21 people correct, and you did better recognizing the virginity guys. Overall, you guessed better than 98% of all test takers.

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80%

You got 17 of the 21 people correct, and you did better recognizing the virginity guys. Overall, you guessed better than 98% of all test takers.
it's easier to recognize one of your own
j/k
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You got 15 of the 21 people correct, and you did better recognizing the virginity guys. Overall, you guessed better than 88% of all test takers.
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Cool I smell.... I smell PUSSY!

I was 66%. Still I was 77% better with guessing girls. Ahhhh, where I belong.
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52% better with the girls..............IMHO they should all be virgins, those are some sad individuals

No kidding, especially the 'mixed' guestimating. I looked at some and said "which one is the girl?"

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You were
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You got 13 of the 21 people correct, and you did better recognizing the virginity girls. Overall, you guessed better than 63% of all test takers.

Hi, my name is Matt, and I have a speeding problem
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61%
You got 13 of the 21 people correct, and you did better recognizing the virginity girls. Overall, you guessed better than 63% of all test takers.

The secret to guessing about the girls is not if you would do them but rather will your buddy who will hit anything without a penis do them
Yep I have some friends with some pretty low standards, I'm the picky one

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47% better with guys

Ask me ill tell you...........anything I wanna hear

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%80 You got 17 of the 21 people correct, and you did better recognizing the virginity guys. Overall, you guessed better than 98% of all test takers.

My name is JB, people call me JB

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You got 16 of the 21 people correct, and you did better recognizing the virginity guys. Overall, you guessed better than 94% of all test takers.
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You got 13 of the 21 people correct, and you did better recognizing the virginity guys. Overall, you guessed better than 62% of all test takers.
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You got 14 of the 21 people correct, and you did better recognizing the virginity guys. Overall, you guessed better than 77% of all test takers.
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You got 16 of the 21 people correct, and you did better recognizing the virginity girls. Overall, you guessed better than 94% of all test takers.

How do you turn this thing on?
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all this aside, last night I was hanging out with a friend on kind of a first date thing and ended up mentioning my first time....only to find out that at 23 he's a virgin!

god I suck at the game of life!!!
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all this aside, last night I was hanging out with a friend on kind of a first date thing and ended up mentioning my first time....only to find out that at 23 he's a virgin!

god I suck at the game of life!!!

Break him in gently

How do you turn this thing on?
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66% and better with girls... yeah no surprise!

Even heroes know when to be scared.
..As I shifted into 6th, I forgot every f'in thing she said..
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I'd let him pee in my butt
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You got 14 of the 21 people correct, and you did better recognizing the virginity guys. Overall, you guessed better than 77% of all test takers.
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